Tuesday, September 11, 2012

EOC Week 10: Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. - ( http://brainden.com/lawyer-jokes.htm 

What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.- ( http://brainden.com/lawyer-jokes.htm 

What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?

They grow taller!- (http://www.101funjokes.com/lawyer_jokes.htm)

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
        A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company. -  (http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm)

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick. - ( http://www.iciclesoftware.com/LawJokes/IcicleLawJokes.html)

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